Vet­er­an em­ploy­ee: Looks like all the seats are tak­en for the meet­ing.
New­bie: Well, there are some by me — looks like I am some­what of a pari­ah!
Vet­er­an em­ploy­ee: What? Oh you mean pi­ran­ha — the word is ‘pi­ran­ha.’ It’s a fish from, like, Aus­tralia. Oh, wait, does that mean you’re gonna bite me?

75 Wash­ing­ton Av­enue
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Bri­an Brine­gar