Work­er girl: I have to clean my room when I get home tonight. Cloth­ing is every­where.
Work­er guy: Why? Are you hav­ing some­one come over?
Work­er girl: Not plan­ning on it, but you nev­er know.
Work­er guy: Why the hell do you both­er pick­ing up cloth­ing? Maybe if it were ac­tu­al­ly filthy… But if you’re go­ing to let a guy look at your vagi­na, he should be will­ing to deal with a shirt on your floor.

McLean, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Well He’s Right