Cowork­er: Here you go, sir. En­joy the show!
Drunk cus­tomer, af­ter buy­ing Justin Tim­ber­lake tick­ets: Oh, these aren’t for me, but I’ll en­joy the head I’m get­ting for buy­ing these tick­ets.

Tick­et Cen­ter, Wil­low­brook Mall
Wayne, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Glad he did­n’t come to my win­dow