Guy clerk: Hey, this safe­ty pam­phlet says to get in­to the bath­tub if a tor­na­do is com­ing.
Gal clerk: Well, duh, why don’t they just build hous­es shaped like gi­ant bath­tubs?

5760 East High­way 80
Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing