Boss: So, your voice­mail kicked me off be­cause my mes­sage was too short. I can un­der­stand it cut­ting you off if you start in on a mono­logue, but what if you just want to leave a mes­sage say­ing, ‘Fuck you’?

Rock­e­feller Uni­ver­si­ty
New York, New York

Over­heard by: Mol­ly the Mole