Counter girl: I’m sor­ry it’s tak­ing so long, but we’re re­al­ly busy to­day, and I’m the on­ly one here.
Sym­pa­thet­ic cus­tomer: Yes, it’s al­ways busier when you’re the on­ly one, is­n’t it?
Counter girl: Yes, es­pe­cial­ly when I’m alone.

Ybor Square
Tam­pa, Flori­da