Teacher: Ex­plain that to me again.
Par­ent: I just don’t gets it. I’s lay with a man, and he gets me preg­nant.
Teacher: Are you se­ri­ous?
Par­ent: Look, bitch, I gots me sev­en kids, and I don’t know where they be comin’ from. You gots to help me. I goes to sleep, and then I’s wake up preg­nant.
Teacher: Look, I’m re­fer­ring you to the coun­selor. This is out of my hands.
Par­ent: Bitch, that ain’t gonna help!
Teacher: Look, I don’t have a di­rect line with Je­sus to help you out, so the coun­selor is the next best thing. Got that, bitch?

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