Hair­dress­er: Oh, by the way, thanks for the tip about the As­troglide — it’s awe­some! Client: Oh, you fi­nal­ly got some? And you love it?!
Hair­dress­er: Love it? I had to tell Paul* I saw an ad in Cos­mo, or he’d know I was talk­ing about our sex life at work.
Client: So, it’s cool, right? And does­n’t dry up, right?
Hair­dress­er: Lis­ten, it makes him for­get he’s a New York po­lice of­fi­cer — to­tal­ly awe­some!

Hills­dale, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Re­cep­tion­ist