At­tor­ney: Oh, god, not her. She is an in­suf­fer­able hag. Tell her I’m not in the of­fice.
Temp on phone: I’m sor­ry, ma’am, he’s out of the of­fice… Well, I apol­o­gize, but he’s not here right now… Yes, I’m aware that ly­ing to an­oth­er at­tor­ney is un­eth­i­cal… Ma’am, you did not hear his voice in the back­ground… No, I’m telling you, he’s not here… Well, how do you know that was his voice? Could­n’t it have been an in­tern or an­oth­er at­tor­ney? … Well if it sound­ed like him, who’s to say his son is­n’t vis­it­ing to­day and that’s whose voice you heard? Yes, I’ll give him the mes­sage. Thank you.
At­tor­ney: So… Have you con­sid­ered law school?

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