Sand­wich artist: What kind of sand­wich do you want?
Guy: I’m a veg­e­tar­i­an, so I want the veg­gie sub.
Sand­wich artist: What items do you want on it?
Guy: Every­thing in the pic­ture… And throw some chick­en on there.
Sand­wich artist: You can’t have chick­en on that! Chick­en is meat!
Guy: Chick­en ain’t meat! Just put it on there!

Char­lotte, North Car­oli­na