Guy: That’s be­cause you broke it!
Hot blonde: I know, I to­tal­ly put it in the wrong hole.
Guy: You should be more care­ful.
Hot blonde: I added more liq­uid, but I get no smoke.
Guy: Did you make sure to re-in­sert the thingie?

80 Grass­lands Av­enue
Elms­ford, New York

Over­heard by: Bored Be­yond Be­lief