Man­ag­ing ed­i­tor on speak­er­phone: Do you know how to ad­just columns in Ex­cel?
As­sis­tant: No…
Man­ag­ing ed­i­tor: What do you know?
As­sis­tant: Um… I know that when a man and a woman get to­geth­er, they–
Man­ag­ing ed­i­tor: –Come to my of­fice.

Cam­den Street
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Over­heard by: Ren