Boss: Can you put an ex­tra postage on that en­ve­lope?
Of­fice man­ag­er: Sure, why?
Boss: ‘Cause it gets there faster when you add an ex­tra postage.
Of­fice man­ag­er: Um­mm… I’m pret­ty sure that does­n’t make it go faster.
Boss: [Blank stare] Well… Just do it any­way.

Cen­ter City
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia