Male em­ploy­ee: I want you to know, Cindy* will be com­plain­ing to you about some­thing I said to her. It’s all a lie, though.
Man­ag­er #1: Oookay…
Male em­ploy­ee: She’s gonna say I called her a ‘dirty fuck­ing cunt.‘
Man­ag­er #2: Ohhh, boy…
Male em­ploy­ee: But it’s bull­shit. I called her a ‘dirty fuck­ing bitch.’ I don’t use the ‘C’-word.

Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du