Girl #1: Um, where is your ba­by?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Your ba­by — where is it?
Girl #2: Shit.
Girl #1: You for­got it, did­n’t you? You know those things have com­put­er chips in them that reg­is­ter every time it cries or burps or poops, right? Your grade de­pends on that chip’s hap­pi­ness!
Girl #2: Um, I think I left it in my boyfriend’s truck… since Thurs­day.

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