Straight guy #1: Are we ac­tu­al­ly watch­ing the Ellen De­Generes Show?
Straight guy #2: It’s just on.
Straight guy #3: I think she’s hot.
Straight guy #2: Ellen De­Generes is hot?
Straight guy #3: Yeah.
Straight guy #2: I saw her in re­al life once.
Straight guy #3: Yeah, where?
Straight guy #2: I was in a les­bian dis­co in West Hol­ly­wood.
Straight guy #3: Wait, she’s gay?
Straight guy #2: Ellen? Are you kid­ding?
Straight guy #3: Oh, I thought we were talk­ing about Rachael Ray.

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