Man­ag­er #1: So, what do we do if any of our em­ploy­ees don’t show up for the manda­to­ry Ethics Train­ing?
VP: You di­rect them to the sup­ple­men­tal Ethics Train­ing, on­line.
Man­ag­er #2: Could­n’t we just write their names in on the sign-in sheet and say that they were at the ethics thing?

Melville, New York