Se­cu­ri­ty guard #1: … So then she got ar­rest­ed again.
Se­cu­ri­ty guard #2: Oh, what’s that now?
Se­cu­ri­ty guard #1: Yeah, she got ar­rest­ed for steal­ing chick­ens.

333 North Michi­gan Av­enue
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Krazy Karl