Job ap­pli­cant #1: No job is worth hav­ing to give some­one my pee in a plas­tic cup!
Job ap­pli­cant #2: Uh-oh, you’re re­fus­ing the drug test?
Job ap­pli­cant #1: Oh, it’s just a drug test? I thought that man­ag­er guy was just some sort of pee-pee per­vert.

5760 High­way 80
Pearl, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: Brain Danc­ing