Guy em­ploy­ee: So I read in the news to­day that drink­ing from Nal­gene bot­tles while you’re preg­nant may cause a mis­car­riage.
Girl em­ploy­ee: Oh my gosh! My best friend just had a mis­car­riage, and she drinks from a Nal­gene bot­tle all the time!
Guy em­ploy­ee: See?

Tul­ly’s Cof­fee, Union Sta­tion
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton