Fe­male cowork­er #1: Are your poops big?
Fe­male cowork­er #2: Well, I don’t ex­act­ly ex­am­ine…
Fe­male cowork­er #1: Well, com­pare your big poop to some­thing in re­al life.
Fe­male cowork­er #2: This is ridicu­lous.
Fe­male cowork­er #1: No, I’m se­ri­ous.
Fe­male cowork­er #2: I don’t know, an egg?
Fe­male cowork­er #1: How many eggs?
Fe­male cowork­er #2: Three, four?
Fe­male cowork­er #1: Well, my big poop is like the size of a Nal­gene wa­ter bot­tle.

Glad­stone Av­enue & Gale­na Boule­vard
Au­ro­ra, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Just Try­ing to Eat My Lunch