Fe­male ed­i­tor: Hey, is Plas­tic Man a re­al su­per­hero?
As­sis­tant: Yeah. There’s been some dis­pute about his ori­gins, though.
Fe­male ed­i­tor: Oh, re­al­ly? But he is re­al, right?
As­sis­tant: Yeah.
Fe­male ed­i­tor: Okay, great, thanks.

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