Avis clerk: I just love your lit­tle beanie!
Jew­ish guy: It’s ac­tu­al­ly called a yarmulke. I’m Jew­ish, and all Jew­ish men wear them.
Avis clerk: Oh! Well, you have your­self a mer­ry Christ­mas!

Char­lotte Air­port, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Ren­jeau