Restau­rant man­ag­er, to hobo pan­han­dling in­side the restau­rant: You need to leave right now.
Hobo: Man, how you know I not here for some crab cakes and fine wine?
Restau­rant man­ag­er: Be­cause you have hu­man shit all over your pants.

Illi­nois Street
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du