CSR: Thanks for call­ing Wid­gets Inc.* How may I help you?
Client on phone: Yeah, I was just talk­ing to Roger* and we lost con­nec­tion. Maybe you can fin­ish walk­ing me through what­ev­er.
CSR: Sir, we do not have a Roger. You were just talk­ing to me. We did­n’t lose con­nec­tion. You hung up on me and I was walk­ing you through un­der­stand­ing that our soft­ware does not do “what­ev­er.”

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