Em­ploy­ee #1: Yeah, so PE­TA has helped me un­der­stand the cru­el­ty an­i­mals are sub­ject­ed to by hu­mans.
Em­ploy­ee #2: I’ve seen some of the videos. Heinous.
Em­ploy­ee #1: Like that shirt you’re wear­ing, it’s made of cot­ton, right? You should­n’t be wear­ing it.
Em­ploy­ee #2: Huh? Why not?
Em­ploy­ee #1: It re­al­ly hurts the sheep when they are shorn.

Bed Bath & Be­yond
Cape Cod, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: De­bauched An­gel