Se­cu­ri­ty guard: Um, we have a prob­lem here.
Trav­el­er: And what might that be?
Se­cu­ri­ty guard: Do you have any oth­er form of iden­ti­fi­ca­tion? Your dri­ver’s li­cense is ex­pired.
Trav­el­er: No, it’s not… this is 2006.
Se­cu­ri­ty guard: You may pass.

Gen­er­al Mitchell Air­port
Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Feel­ing Se­cure