Sales guy #1: You’re nasty!
Sales guy #2: I’m not the one that took the pic­tures on that site.
Sales guy #1: I’m not the one that’s talk­ing about shav­ing my ger­bil!
Sales guy #2: Oooh… You got­ta shave the ger­bil. You GOT­TA.

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