Woman: So if you’ve nev­er done it be­fore, it’s go­ing to hurt the first time and maybe even bleed a bit.
Man: Uh huh.
Woman: So don’t be afraid. You should try it. It’s def­i­nite­ly worth it.

Oth­er peo­ple in el­e­va­tor shuf­fle un­com­fort­ably.

Woman: Um…So floss­ing is cru­cial to good den­tal hy­giene.

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