De­fense at­tor­ney: Ob­jec­tion, Your Hon­or. The pros­e­cu­tion con­tin­ues to as­sert this wit­ness is an ex­pert but has of­fered no ev­i­dence to sup­port the claim.
Judge: Sus­tained. Mr. Mar­tin*, is this wit­ness your ex­pert?
Pros­e­cu­tor: Yes, Your Hon­or.
Judge: Would you care to es­tab­lish for the court why the wit­ness is an ex­pert in the field of pe­di­atrics?
Pros­e­cu­tor: Cause he…ummm…knows stuff?

State Court
Austin, Texas

Over­heard by: Xen