Fe­male suit: This chair is too high. My feet bare­ly touch the floor. I should or­der a step stool from the Of­fice Sup­plies De­part­ment. Do you have the cat­a­log?
Male suit: They have stool sam­ples in there?

3 2nd Street
Jer­sey City, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: Hobo Whis­per­er