Woman: I haven’t talked to Henry* in a week. I’m through with him.
Man: Why? What happened?
Woman: He’s sooo selfish. He took the last t‑shirt out of my drawer and wore it.
Man: That’s it? Dumped him over a t‑shirt?
Woman: I texted him and told him we’re through.
Man: Wow. Dumped over a Hanes.
Woman: Yep. Infidelity I forgave, but don’t take my last goddamned t‑shirt out of my fuckin’ drawer. Selfish!
45 South Illinois Street
Overheard by: Shatmandu