Woman: I haven’t talked to Hen­ry* in a week. I’m through with him.
Man: Why? What hap­pened?
Woman: He’s sooo self­ish. He took the last t‑shirt out of my draw­er and wore it.
Man: That’s it? Dumped him over a t‑shirt?
Woman: I texted him and told him we’re through.
Man: Wow. Dumped over a Hanes.
Woman: Yep. In­fi­deli­ty I for­gave, but don’t take my last god­damned t‑shirt out of my fuckin’ draw­er. Self­ish!

45 South Illi­nois Street
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du