Re­cep­tion­ist: Hel­lo! Thank you for call­ing Avon Safe­ty*, where safe­ty comes first. How may I di­rect your call?
Voice #1: How do I di­rect the call?
Voice #2: [indecipherable]Voice #1: I don’t know. That’s all it says…
Re­cep­tion­ist: Hel­lo? This is not a record­ing.
Voice #1: She said it’s a record­ing.
Re­cep­tion­ist: No! This is not a record­ing! Hel­lo?
Voice #1: What do I do?
Voice #2: Hang up.

Avon, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Fae