Work­er #1: Oh, did­n’t I tell you I’m mov­ing to Col­orado?
Work­er #2: Re­al­ly? When?
Work­er #1: I leave next week, but I de­cid­ed I would move to Col­orado when I was six. That’s when I heard John Den­ver sing “Rocky Moun­tain High.“
Work­er #2: That’s why you’re mov­ing to Col­orado?
Work­er #1: Well, and be­cause it’s so hot here be­cause of all the glob­al warm­ing go­ing on. You know, they don’t have that in Col­orado.

Fair­field Coun­ty, Con­necti­cut

Over­heard by: she ac­tu­al­ly is mov­ing