Pro­fes­sor #1: You know what I hate? There’s nev­er any TP in the men’s room. You have to bring your own.
Pro­fes­sor #2: Yeah, I know. Un­less you buy it at the vend­ing ma­chine.

Pro­fes­sor #1 un­spools some pa­per from a roll on the cof­fee ta­ble.

Pro­fes­sor #1: I just hate us­ing this roll. It’s like telegraph­ing the whole world you’ve got­ta take a dump.

San 69–1
Churye 2‑dong, Sasang-gu
Bu­san City, South Ko­rea

Over­heard by: KGB