Se­cu­ri­ty Guard #1: Man, but 8 times! That’s got­ta hurt.
Se­cu­ri­ty Guard #2: Can’t be much dif­fer­ence to tak­ing 7 slugs.

Wharf 8, Mur­ray Street
Pyr­mont
Syd­ney, Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: spleen­boy