Cana­di­an: Is there any­thing I should know about Cuban busi­ness cus­toms be­fore we get start­ed?
Trans­la­tor: No.

Girl with tray of espres­sos walks in and hands one to each per­son.

Cana­di­an: I don’t drink cof­fee.
Trans­la­tor: You do to­day.

Cuban Health Min­istry
Ha­vana, Cu­ba

Over­heard by: Drank the cof­fee