Girl #1: There is so much sec­ond­hand smoke here that it’s go­ing to kill us even­tu­al­ly.
Girl #2: That’s for sure!
Girl #1: It’s okay, though. I have life in­sur­ance.

Lo­cal bar
Burling­ton, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Bar­tender Snick­er­ing Near­by