Male bank pres­i­dent: My daugh­ter’s gonna let­ter in high school track this year.
Fe­male vice pres­i­dent: Oh?
Male bank pres­i­dent: Yeah, she’s a run­ner. All year I’ve been tak­ing her out on coun­try roads to let her spread her legs.
Fe­male vice pres­i­dent, un­der her breath: Putz!

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At­wood, Kansas