Co-Work­er: My cousin died in a car ac­ci­dent yes­ter­day.
Boss: Oh, I’m sor­ry.
Co-Work­er: Yeah. The fu­ner­al is Sat­ur­day in St. Louis.
Boss: Will you be go­ing?
Co-Work­er: Oh no! That’s not enough time for me to get every­thing around and make it down there! I mean, maybe if they had giv­en me a week’s no­tice…

Olen­tangy Riv­er Road
Colum­bus, Ohio