Old-man employee: I am having problems with e‑mail.
IT guy: What’s wrong?
Old-man employee: I have got thousands of e‑mails in my inbox and cannot send anything out ’cause I think the virus that is causing me to get all these e‑mails is going to be spread to others.
IT guy: You don’t have a virus.
Old-man employee: But I have thousands of e‑mails. But I guess they are beautiful to watch.

Raleigh, North Carolina

Overheard by: Alyn