In­tern #1: I will do all of your House bills if you get up and dance right now!
In­tern #2: No.
Co-Work­er: Why would you pay all of his house bills if he dances? That’s like $100!
In­tern #1: House, like House of Rep­re­sen­ta­tives!
Co-Work­er: We have ac­cess to the leg­is­la­ture’s pow­er bills?

Po­lit­i­cal Of­fice
Raleigh, North Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Ja­son B.