Male co-work­er #1: So what did you do for your birth­day.
Male co-work­er #2: Oh, the usu­al. Just some presents and break­fast in bed.
Fe­male co-work­er: My hus­band usu­al­ly gets a blow job for his birth­day.

Forbes Tow­er, Uni­ver­si­ty of Pitts­burgh
Pitts­burgh, Penn­syl­va­nia