Em­ploy­ee #1: What are we col­lect­ing for?
Em­ploy­ee #2: Shelly* crashed her car and we are help­ing her out.
Em­ploy­ee #1: What? Has she nev­er heard of in­sur­ance? Uh uh, I ain’t putting in!

1046 George Town
Grand Cay­man

Over­heard by: not throw­ing in ei­ther