T‑shirt: Why are you wearing a suit?
Suit: I had court this morning.
T‑shirt: Traffic Court? Did you pay a fine?
Suit: Yeah, Traffic Court. The fine was five hundred dollars.
T‑shirt: You should have worn a different suit. That one looks like it cost about forty dollars.
Suit: I paid seven hundred dollars for this.
T‑shirt: You got ripped off.
Suit: Well whoever’s been giving you that piece of shit baseball brim haircut the last year has been ripping you off.
T‑shirt: I wear a toupee.
2211 N. First Street
San Jose, California
Overheard by: daimaoh