Sales as­sis­tant: What are you do­ing?
QC guy: Tak­ing a nap.
Sales as­sis­tant: You are pre­car­i­ous­ly close to your CPU.
QC guy: What? What is that, a part of my body?
Sales as­sis­tant: Right. Don’t call me when you break that com­put­er again.

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