Pro­fes­sion­al: So, at the con­fer­ence we stay four peo­ple to a room, two to each dou­ble bed.
Stu­dent work­er: Two peo­ple in a dou­ble bed?! Can two peo­ple even fit in a dou­ble bed if they aren’t hav­ing sex?

60 Wash­ing­ton Square South
New York, New York

Over­heard by: amused queer