Cus­tomer #1: Does the Peaks Is­land Fer­ry go to Peaks Is­land?
Tick­et agent: Yes.
Customer#1: Does it come back?
Cus­tomer #2: No, it’s the barge to Hades. It on­ly goes one way.

Cas­co Bay Lines Fer­ry Ter­mi­nal
Port­land, Maine

Over­heard by: Jeff Jenks