Wait­ress #1: The chick­en is lay­ered with proscuit­to, sage, and pecori­no cheese…
Cus­tomer snick­ers.
Wait­ress #1: What’s so fun­ny?
Cus­tomer: It’s just… the cheese! [snick­ers again] Wait­ress #1 to wait­ress #2: What is fun­ny about pecori­no cheese?
Wait­ress # 2: You said “peck­er.”

Vic­to­ri­an Square
Sparks, Neva­da

Over­heard by: wait­ress # 1