Em­ploy­ee: We just need the style guide to spell out every­thing, in com­plete de­tail. It’s main­ly for like, le­gal rea­sons; to cov­er our bases.
In­tern trainee: Oh. So I guess it’s like how blow-dry­er la­bels say “do not put in mouth while in use.” Not like it’s a press­ing is­sue, but there’s al­ways that one re­tard that’s gonna fuck shit up.
Em­ploy­ee: Uh…sure.
In­tern: OK, cool. As long as I’m get­ting this.

777 San Marin Dri­ve
No­va­to, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Max Gue­vara